skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

quasi-normalcy:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”

kobayashimarooned:

don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay

faisdm:

legodinasaur:

mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn:

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

invading finland in winter

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the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS

You could say the Russians were…

Finnished.

lostincape-town:

I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.

fahrlight:

How I do my make up.

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

a-ha Take On Me, Sugar (feat. Fall Out Boy)
a-ha
Take On Me, Sugar (feat. Fall Out Boy)

oneboredjeu:

Take On Me, Sugar

Take On Me by a-ha vs. Sugar, We’re Goin Down by Fall Out Boy.

Download here.

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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such-heights:

babiesareyum:

“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”

#the greatest caption in the history of the world
chenyakumo
chenyakumo

mystia:

chenyakumo:

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I FOUND IRT

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

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